i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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