Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Randomize
