I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
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I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
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Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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