he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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