i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
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Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
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She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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