where am i from again
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
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