There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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