Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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