i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
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FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
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I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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