It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Randomize
