his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
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Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
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Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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