So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Randomize
