Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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