So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
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Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
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The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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