? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
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It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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