I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
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He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
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no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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