They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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