I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
love makes seman taste better
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I want her autograph on my taint
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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