god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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