Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
