we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
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Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
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If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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