Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
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i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
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Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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