just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
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I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
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Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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