everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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