I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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