I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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