She's JV to your varsity
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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