How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
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my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
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Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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