love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Holy sore nipples Batman
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
