It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
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That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
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Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
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