I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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