doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
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It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
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This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
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