Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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