You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Boobs are out for the taking
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Randomize
