At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
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I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
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You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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