Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Please, let me fuck your mom
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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