He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize