Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
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I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
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Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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