I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
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It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
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All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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