it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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