we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
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No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
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Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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