Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
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So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
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I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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