We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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