I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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