Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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