Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
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Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
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I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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