sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
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I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
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If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
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