What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
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You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
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I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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