these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
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He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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