What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
try to milk me bitch
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