margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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