I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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