Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
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Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
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I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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