I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
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Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
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New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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